Rose and the Alien
By Nikki Palmer
Copyright 2011 by Nikki Palmer
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Rose is sick of using her vibrator so she does as a friend suggests and looks through some ads for casual hookups on a website. She finds one from someone claiming to be an alien. The ad makes her laugh, so she responds to it. When he arrives, he's very strange. Is he really an alien trying to study human females?
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I made an executive decision that afternoon after taking my vibrator out of the drawer. I wasn’t going to use it tonight. I had spent altogether too many hours with that thing buzzing away inside me lately. I was going to do something different, and I was going to do something different right away.
A friend of mine said that there was a website online she used when she wanted to just get fucked. She said you could meet some real creeps, but I just didn’t care. It’s not like they were going to rape me. I was planning on spreading my legs willingly. If they were creeps, I’d never hook up with them again. I wasn’t looking for a long term relationship. I was looking for a nice hard cock.
I sat down with my laptop and went to the website, clicking on casual encounter MFW, which means in stupid website lingo “man for woman”. Let’s see who was looking for me. I scanned through some of the dumber ones. “No, I’m not having sex with a dog or letting someone pee on me,” I mumbled to myself. I kept reading. Finally, one made me laugh aloud. “Alien seeks Earth female m4w (real deep in you)”. Oh my! Someone had a sense of humor!
I clicked on that one and read it. “New to this world and seeking a female for exploration and enlightenment on the aspects of human sexuality….can you help me?” Now this was someone I could get behind. Or under. Or on top of. I’d let him pick the position! This one was a bit more tasteful than some of the others too. Hmmm… how to respond?
“Earth female willing to help you with your research. I have a nice hot pussy waiting for a cock. Do aliens have cocks?” I typed the message quickly and pushed send.
Within a minute I had a response. “I had to use my translation program to find the meaning of cock. I do possess male genitalia. I would be happy to use it on you. Or in you as the case may be.”
I laughed out loud. Again. I had to meet this guy. Someone who had a sense of humor about sex was someone worth knowing!
“So are you coming to my place, or should I come to you?” I typed quickly. I planned on coming around him, but he’d know that.
Again, his response was fast. I was impressed by his typing speed if nothing else. I sure hoped he was slower about other things.
“I find that Earth women fear I will abduct them in my space ship. I would prefer to come to you so you don’t have that worry and I can see your real sexuality.” I grinned. Okay. I looked around my apartment. It was fairly clean, and I could load the few dishes in the sink into the dishwasher before he got there.
I quickly typed in my address and got up to wash the dishes. I went back a minute later to check my email one last time. There was one sitting there from him.
“I will be there in fifteen minutes.”
His spaceship couldn’t be parked too far away if he could get there that fast, I thought. I went into my room and made the bed up. I was already wearing a sexy nightgown. I tended to dress up sexy even for my vibrator. I was sick like that.
Oh crap! I’d left my vibrator on my coffee table. I ran into the living room to put it up when I heard a knock on the door. Oh well. An alien wouldn’t know what a vibrator was, now would he?
I opened the door with a big grin on my face. He was dressed in a weird silver jumpsuit. This guy was taking the alien thing as far as he could apparently. Cute alien, though. He was tall. At least six foot six or six foot seven. He had brown hair and brown eyes. My favorite. I licked my lips as I looked up at him and opened the door wide to let him in.
He walked in and looked around my apartment like he was analyzing it. “You have a name?” he asked in a strangely accented voice.
“Rose.”
“You are named for a flower? How odd.” He looked me up and down. “You are ready for the sex?”
“Oh, you’ve got some great moves there, man. Does that work for you in bars?”
He looked startled. “Bars? Where humans go to drink? Why would I go to bars? I want to experience the sex, not the drinking.”
I shrugged. If he wanted to keep the alien thing going even after he knew he was getting some, I guess that was his prerogative. “What’s your name, Spaceboy?”
He looked at me like I was nuts. Very weird guy. I wondered if there were men in little white coats looking for him somewhere. “My name is not Spaceboy. It is Neek.”
I tried not to laugh. “Neek, huh? Okay, Neek. Do you want something to drink?”
Neek shook his head. “I am not here for the drinking. I am here to learn about the sex. Please take off the clothes.” He waved his hand toward my negligee.
He was still wearing the strange silver jumpsuit, but whatever. I wasn’t shy. I caught the hem of the gown and slowly raised it over my head, dropping it on the floor at my feet. I stood facing him, knowing I looked great. I had long blond hair and huge tits. My waist was tiny. I had trimmed my pubes just that day. My nipples were big and hard as rocks.
His eyes traveled up and down my body, almost as if he were studying me, not getting turned on. It was very strange. “Do you like what you see?”
He nodded. “You have a very attractive feminine form. It is making my genitalia harden acceptably. Would you like me to insert it into your vagina?”
I laughed out loud at that. “Yeah, sure. Let’s see it first, though. You do know that you can’t fuck me through your silver spacesuit thing, right?”
“Fuck you? Is that another euphemism for sexual activity? This language is confusing,” he said.
I rolled my eyes and walked over to him. What was the point in trying to talk to the moron? I’d just undress him myself. I looked for a fastening on his clothes but couldn’t find one.
“What are you trying to do?” He was looking down at me like I was some sort of pint sized idiot. Yeah, he made me laugh, but had I really chosen the right guy? I needed to be fucked and I wasn’t sure at this point that he could figure out how to insert tab A into slot B.
“I’m trying to figure out how to get this silly thing off of you.” I started tugging on the weird fabric, figuring it must stretch somehow.
He closed his eyes, and suddenly the jumpsuit was gone. Holy shit! “How did you do that?”
“It is meant to be removed by the thought processes of the wearer.” He stood totally nude in front of me now. I decided not to think too hard about the fact that he’d just thought his clothes away and check out his body. I stepped back a bit and checked him out.
He was tall and lanky. Not too skinny, but not exactly a muscle man either. Everything seemed perfectly normal until I reached his cock. Oh man. That thing was a monster. It must have been ten inches. I swallowed hard. Like all girls, I liked big cocks, but a full ten inches? And he was wide. Oh wow. I felt my pussy start to drip. Yeah, I wanted that thing deep inside me.
I stepped forward and pressed my body up against him wrapping my arms around his torso and pulling his head down for a kiss. He kept his mouth closed against mine as if he’d never been kissed before. Maybe he hadn’t. I was almost starting to believe the whole alien thing. “Open your mouth,” I whispered against his lips.
He opened his mouth and I slipped my tongue inside to tangle with his. He moved his hands down to cup my ass and lifted me up by my hips. I quickly wrapped my legs around his waist for a better perch. I half expected him to ram that monster cock into me right then, but he just held me like that letting me kiss him. Finally, I pulled my head back. “Put me down. I want to taste you.”
“You just did taste me. Your tongue was on my tongue. You must have tasted me.” He actually looked confused. Wow. He was either the world’s dumbest man or the universe’s….well….the universe’s dumbest alien.
“I meant I want to taste your cock.” I dropped down on my knees in front of him and took his cock in my hand.
“But it’s supposed to go into your vagina, which from the diagrams I viewed, is between your legs, not in your mouth.”
“Trust me, you’ll like it.” I opened my mouth and licked the tip of his cock. I was surprised at how sweet the pre-come tasted. It was almost a cheese-cake taste. I really liked it. I lapped it up quickly. Then I opened my mouth wide and took him inside starting my signature blow-job. Every guy I’d ever dated had begged for blow-job after blow-job after he’d had one. I was just that good.
I moved my mouth on and off his cock, my tongue flicking over the head as I moved off, and then rapidly went back onto him. I put my hand on his balls and stroked them gently. My other hand went around behind him stroking his ass.
After a minute or two, he pulled me off of him. “That felt nice, but I need to learn about your female anatomy. Please stand up.”
I sighed. I couldn’t believe he didn’t want me to finish the blow-job. No guy had ever stopped me in the middle of a blow-job. I give amazing blow-jobs. I could be a pro! This guy was a real nut-burger. I stood up. I was really getting annoyed by this point. “Yes?”
“Bend over the table there with your breasts flat on against the surface. I want to inspect your vagina.” I rolled my eyes, but listened to him. Hell, I’d agreed to alien sex, right? It’s not like he’d hidden the fact that he wanted to learn how the female human body worked.
I walked to the table and bent over it, sticking my ass in the air for him. He stepped up behind me one of his long fingers touching my back door. I don’t have a problem with anal sex, but with that huge dick of his, he was going to have to look elsewhere. “Wrong hole, Neek. You want the cunt, not the ass.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, Flower.” His finger, moved to my pussy. It was sopping wet, even though he’d done nothing to turn me on. I’d just been horny before he’d even gotten there. What had I gotten myself into with this freak?
“Do you mind if I telepath my thoughts and sights of this act to the mother ship while we are participating in it?” he asked.
I rolled my eyes wishing he’d just get it over with. His finger in my pussy felt good, but would he even know how to use his cock? It would be nice if he would just fuck me and go. All I could think was that I should have used my vibrator. “Yeah, whatever!”
“This liquid is very unusual. I’m going to take a sample of it. Just a moment, and then I will penetrate you with my genitalia.” I felt a strange vacuuming type sensation and heard a whirring noise. It was actually quite nice. If he could have centered that on my clit, I’d have been all set. I started to ask him, but was afraid of the answer I’d get.
It seemed like he’d been in my apartment for hours when he finally guided his huge cock to my pussy. I felt him pushing at my entrance. It was going to be a tight fit despite how wet I was. I groaned softly as he started to press inside. “Oh, yeah. Push it in, Neek. Fuck me!”
He continued his slow steady entrance. I wanted fast and hard. He’d said he was telepathing this to his “ship”, so maybe that required some of his concentration. Whatever. I needed him fucking me harder. “Harder, Neek! Really slam that puppy home!”
He stopped midway inside me. “I have no canine with me. What are you talking about, Flower?”
I wanted to scream. “Slide your genitalia inside my vagina, Neek. Do it really fast. Hurt me with it!” If I had to get stuck with an alien, why was I stuck with the dumbest alien in the history of the universe?
He got it. He slammed into me so hard he moved my table several inches across the floor. “That’s it! Now fuck me, Neek!”
It took him a minute or two to find his rhythm, but once he had, there was no stopping him. It was so good I was laughing and crying all at once. He pounded away at me with that huge alien cock for a good thirty minutes while I lay there across my kitchen table. I came over and over and over. Finally, my boobs were so sore from the friction of rubbing the table that I begged him to stop.
“Stop? But I haven’t shot my sperm into your vagina yet. I have to do that before we stop,” he said as he kept pumping away at me.
I groaned. “How about you pull out for a minute, and we go and get on my bed. I’ll lie down on my back and you can stick your genitalia back inside me and keep going?”
He stopped and pulled out. “That will be acceptable.”
He stepped back and waited for me to get to my feet. I stood up, very wobbly, and led the way to the bedroom. “How long do you usually last?” I asked.
“Last?”
“How long does it take you to shoot your sperm?”
“I’ve never done this before.”
“Great.” Honestly, I wasn’t complaining. Most men had no staying power or tiny cocks or both. This guy was a girl’s dream. I led the way into my bedroom and got down on the bed on my back, spreading my legs. He immediately knelt between my thighs and rammed into me just as hard as he had in the kitchen. I grunted and watched his face now.
It was weird. Before, I hadn’t seen it because he was behind me. Now, I could see his face as it turned green, then red, then purple, and then blue. It was crazy. He was turning every color of the rainbow. Each thrust brought a new color. If I had doubted it before, I didn’t now. I really was getting my brains fucked out by an alien.
I don’t know why, but I found myself more turned on by that fact than I had been before. I cupped my tits in my hands, squeezing my nipples, staring into his face. “I love how you fuck me, Neek.”
Neek didn’t respond; he just kept pumping away at me. I timed him. I know I probably shouldn’t have but I did. In all, it took him two hours and fifteen minutes to “shoot his sperm.” I climaxed seventeen times. When he did climax, he shot so much that it dripped out of me and all over my bed. The semen glowed. I sure hoped that the pill protected against alien sperm.
When he was finished he thought his alien space suit back on.
“Are you leaving?” I asked pathetically. I really wanted to get to know him better now that I knew he really was an alien and not just some idiot.
“Yes. I’ve learned what I can from you.”
“We could do it again,” I offered.
He gave me a funny look. “I will not be ready to mate again for three of your Earth moons.”
“You can only fuck once every three months? Good thing it lasts so long!”
“I will be returning to my ship now.”
“I had fun,” I told him.
He gave me one of his strange looks. “You are an odd human, Flower.”
I shrugged. I was sore from the pussy pounding I’d taken, but really glad that I’d answered his ad. I’d definitely gotten screwed, and it had been much better than a vibrator.
I walked him to my door. I tried to pull his head down for a kiss goodbye, but he gave me one of his, “You’re an idiot looks,” and I changed my mind.
After he was gone, I leaned against my door and sighed. Would I ever be able to have sex with a normal man and enjoy myself again? Or was I ruined for life?
As I walked to work the next morning, I felt like people were staring at me. I only lived about three blocks from the office where I worked as a paralegal, so I frequently walked on nice days. I felt like men were deliberately brushing up against me and grabbing my tits. One guy seemed to grab my ass. It was all so fast I couldn’t really prove anything, though.
When I walked into the office, all talk stopped and everyone stared at me. Mr. Allen, the owner of the law firm, called me into his office. Everyone watched me as I walked in. What was going on? It was almost like they could see what I had done or something.
“Have a seat, Rose.”
I sat in the chair opposite his desk, waiting to find out what this was all about.
“Were you feeling a little horny last night, Rose?”
I blushed. I know I did. I could feel the heat rising to my face. What did he know and how did he know it? “Umm…why do you ask, sir?”
“Do you realize that every television station in the world was interrupted with a broadcast of a woman being…how do I put this delicately….probed by what can only be described as a very well-endowed alien?”
I choked. “Umm…..what?” Had Neek’s “telepathy” overridden the television stations of the entire planet? No way!
“It was very obviously you, Rose. You need to pack up your things. We can’t have someone with your obvious lack of moral character working here.”
“I didn’t know it was televised! I just needed to be fucked!”
He glared at me. “And you chose an alien to fuck you? Did you not know he was an alien?”
I could lie, but it would be a lie. He had been very honest about being an alien after all. “I knew.” I stood, left his office, cleaned out my desk, and walked home in shame.
When I arrived home, Neek was sitting on my couch waiting for me. He was holding a huge bouquet of roses.
“The door was locked.”
“Yes. It was a worthless human lock. I unlocked it.”
I took the roses from him and put them in a vase. “Why are you here, Neek?”
“I had the sample I took from you analyzed.”
I sighed. He’d taken that sample on international television. What was wrong with me? “And?”
“Could you produce more of it?”
I laughed. “I’m really good at producing that stuff.” I was always horny. Getting wet was not a problem.
“We need more.”
“For what?”
“We have a leak in our engine. We need a milliliter of fresh liquid daily to travel home.”
I stared at him. “So you want me to go with you to provide that liquid? How far is home?”
“It will take three earth months to get there. Do not worry. There will be men who will help you provide the liquid.”
I thought about it for a minute. I’d just lost my job. I had been humiliated in front of the whole planet. I shrugged. Why not? “Sure. I’ll go. Three months of hot alien sex sounds good to me! I just need to pack.”
Neek smiled and blinked. “It’s done.”
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