By Mesis September
Copyright 2011 Mesis September
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A Coffin and Bubble Gum
by: Mesis September
Once upon a time a there was a girl who liked to chew gum all the time.
She chewed it so long.
She even chewed while she was sleeping.
She asked her mom to never get rid of old chewed gum again.
The girl wanted to recycle the chewed gum.
Her mom took her to a shrink.
The shrink told her that she should sleep in a coffin whenever she wanted to chew gum.
The girl gasp, but she did as suggested.
Even though she was in the coffin she couldn’t resist the urge to want to chew.
She started to sleep in the coffin and chew gum.
People called her weird.
She blew bubbles in their faces.
She died that way you know, in a coffin chewing bubble gum.
They say that there was gum stuck to her cheek when she was buried.
It’s a sad story, I know, but I just wanted to share it with you.
I hope that you enjoyed it.