Timber!
Robin Glasser
Special to Phaze Books
Also by Robin Glasser
My Life as a Concubine
This is an explicit and erotic story
intended for the enjoyment
of adult readers. Please keep
out of the hands of children.
www.Phaze.com
Timber!
ROBIN GLASSER
Timber! © 2009 Robin Glasser
All rights reserved under the International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher.
This is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, organizations, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
A Phaze Production
Phaze Books
6470A Glenway Avenue, #109
Cincinnati, OH 45211-5222
Phaze is an imprint of Mundania Press, LLC.
Published for free distribution
With permission by the author
This title is not for resale through any distribution channels, digital or print, without the express consent of the copyright holder.
Cover art by Kathryn Lively
Published November, 2009
Printed in the United States of America
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Warning: the unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of $250,000.
In a forest I went for an amble
and got tangled up in a bramble.
Screaming for vital assistance
I saw a checked shirt in the distance.
Overjoyed when at last he appeared
with his muscles, his ax and his beard
I started to feel very horny
as he whacked at the bush so thorny.
I needed a log-roll, but could he?
How I pined for a glimpse of his woody!
With haste I unzipped his pants
overwhelmed by the size of his branch.
On his peavey I started to snack.
“Don’t stop,” barked the brash lumberjack.
His whittling caused me to splinter
and the moment I fell, he yelled, “Timber!”
On Wednesday I started to cook
after finding my recipe book.
I swear that I wasn’t to blame
when my frying pan burst into flame.
Watching you put out the fire
aroused a hot burn of desire.
In the glow of the last dying ember
I proceeded to take out your member.
The sight of it kindled a blaze which
smoldered candescent for Days.
You called me your sizzling SToker.
I dubbed you my fiery poker.
About the Author
Robin Glasser is the author of My Life as a Concubine, from Phaze Books.