The Poop of the Road
By Brown William
Preface. This story is not for the weak of heart.
Chapter one
Poop city
Poop City is a city made on poop. This is where our young hero was born and raised. Not much to say butt its really a shitty place to live.
Chapter 2
In the Poop Mountains
These mountains of poop are said to be poop of the gods themselves. This is where you can find our young hero. He likes to climb these hills all the way to the top.
Chapter 3
The Giant Poop
He surely is a terrible creature. And he wears a sweater, what a douche.
Chapter 4
Welcome, Tribe of Poop
Chief poop, of the turd butt clan. He live alone way up in the hills. He is a sad old man with nothing to do. And this is where our young hero…
Chapter 5
Behold, Great Tree Poop
Truly a picture is worth a 1000 words. You need to see the picture I drew to understand. It’s a tree with poop fruit and it glows. Yea.
Chapter 6
Oh Poop River
Oh poop river you took my son
Yah-de yah-de yah
Chapter 7
Home Sweet Poop
And there it is the home of poop. Many things were learned on his travels but the biggest secret is this, home is where the poop is.
Your Pal,
Brown
THE END