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The Rascal Horse of Rumpsford

A Cautionary Tale Told in Verse

by Kate Walker


Published by Kate Walker at Smashwords

Copyright Kate Walker 2011
ISBN 978-1-4657-3862-2


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All characters are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.


The Rascal Horse of Rumpsford
by Kate Walker


Table of Contents

1 – Starvation

2 – The Horse’s Dream

3 – The Wicked Landlord

4 – The Proof

5 – Angela’s Fate

6 – Gold!

7 – Revenge!

8 – Just Deserts

About the Author

Kate Walker’s Published Works



1 - Starvation!

The land around old Rumpsford town

was gripped by awful drought.

The fields dried up! The farmers starved!

Their food had long run out!

But, lo, the wicked landlord just

got fatter every day.

And richer too from selling high-priced

beans and oats and hay.


‘This can’t go on!’ the blacksmith cried

one morning to his wife.

‘That greedy monster of a man

is robbing us of life!’

He clenched his fist. ‘Don’t do it, Sam,

you put that fist away,’

His good wife said, ‘and search your heart.

You’ll find another way.’


They’d sold the clothes from off their backs,

the shoes from off their feet,

The pots and pans from off their stove

to get enough to eat,

And now had nothing left to sell

except their wedding rings.

And Angela their old cart horse

whose hips stuck out like wings.


Old Angela had been a rascal

way back in her prime,

As apt to give the village boys

a nip on the behind,

As kick the neighbor’s dog for six

or sometimes just for spite,

Relieve herself on flower beds

of folks she didn’t like.


But now she was a starved old stick,

devoid of strength and pride.

Her only worth to anyone

was just her bones and hide.

Sam fetched his axe. This wasn’t fair

repayment for the years

His faithful horse had served him

and his eyes filled up with tears.



2 - The Horse’s Dream


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