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Funky Junky by Mark Ure Funky Junky by Mark Ure April 19, 2012 15744 words Read a sample
Danny is a heroin addict, his mum was a crystal meth addict, she sold him when he was a kid for £25. Read his story and tips on how to survive in the streets. Comedy book, not to be taken seriously. Don't download if easily offended.
That Look by Emily Cain That Look by Emily Cain April 19, 2012 499 words Sample 20%
This is an argument that started over nothing between a mother and daughter. This short story only uses dialogue to set the scene.
Mus Peechy's Other End by Andrew McEwan Mus Peechy's Other End by Andrew McEwan April 18, 2012 24724 words Read a sample
The comedy of horrors prevalent in a man's head.
Imbroglio by Andrew McEwan Imbroglio by Andrew McEwan April 18, 2012 55173 words Read a sample
Melancholy flirts dangerously with an identity crisis.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien by Anne Billson My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien by Anne Billson April 16, 2012 23820 words Read a sample
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like. The first 1000 downloads are FREE!
Henchmen by J.P. Yager Henchmen by J.P. Yager April 16, 2012 3358 words Read a sample
A crew of super villain henchmen concoct a scheme to finally see success. But can they actually do it? A comedy about the silliness of superheroes and super villains.
Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show by Mr. Frederick Yugo Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show by Mr. Frederick Yugo April 16, 2012 1365 words Read a sample
The first in a series of TV talk show appearances by an individual who barely has a grip on reality. He subsists on a psychological disability pension. His threat of a frivolous ADA lawsuit based on the host's reaction to his inane statements coerces the producer into scheduling additional appearances, which drive the host to near insanity. {{{{ A continuing series of segments }}}}
HOPE FOR CHANGE... But Settle for a Bailout by Bill Orton HOPE FOR CHANGE... But Settle for a Bailout by Bill Orton April 16, 2012 32231 words Read a sample
Larry van der Bix, sole heir to a broken family, wins a huge lottery payout and must answer the question: "Does it change you?" Lifelong soulmate Lori Lewis never loses sight of what's important. Nor does the bombshell web-diva who can't get enough of Lori. Features Jerry Brown, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danish Dogme filmmakers, web divas & a girl still locked in a tower.
The Small Things by MM Wake The Small Things by MM Wake April 15, 2012 892 words Read a sample
A short story about how the small things in life can have 'big' consequences.
Nearly Departed by Max Patrick Schlienger Nearly Departed by Max Patrick Schlienger April 14, 2012 79243 words Read a sample
Con artists are a notoriously skeptical bunch, and Dennis Gufehautt is no exception. His scheme of masquerading as a paranormal investigator seems foolproof, until he encounters an actual ghost. Now, having unwittingly become a witness to a decades-old murder, Dennis finds himself stumbling headfirst into bizarre and often hilarious situations as he tries to solve a legitimate paranormal mystery.
Pappa Gander: the Less Better Half of Mother Goose: and Other Rhymes, Limericks and Haiku by Robby Charters Pappa Gander: the Less Better Half of Mother Goose: and Other Rhymes, Limericks and Haiku by Robby Charters April 14, 2012 4271 words Read a sample
An illustrated anthology of all my poetry, including parodies of Mother Goose, limericks, some haiku, and other rhymes that were done strictly because I found some words that rhyme in an amusing way (amusing to me, anyway). My poetic inspirations were Roald Dahl, Shel Silverstien and Ogden Nash. Also included are some of my cartoons, largly influenced by Gary Larson (Far Side).
Victoria and The Evil Senator: Special Preview by Edward Tennyson Victoria and The Evil Senator: Special Preview by Edward Tennyson April 12, 2012 3922 words Read a sample
This is a special preview version of this fast paced darkly comedic story.
My High School Reunion by Wm. G. Thilgen Jr. (Bill) My High School Reunion by Wm. G. Thilgen Jr. (Bill) April 11, 2012 1862 words Sample 10%
After high school most students grow up and put the experience behind them. This is a story of a couple of individuals that did not.
Strange Coffee by Sarah Deane Strange Coffee by Sarah Deane April 11, 2012 89362 words Read a sample
Liverpool writer, Jess Riordan, is struggling to finish her 2nd novel. Her gambling addiction isn't helping, nor is her habit of leaving people for dead in doorways. Battling with best friend, Stuart, for the attentions of an 80s pop star, adds to her distractions. Enter Dag, a handsome drummer, immune to the superficialities of the Liverpool Literati. Is he the one to finally unlock her block?
Wackadoo Wady by Allan Dutch Wackadoo Wady by Allan Dutch April 10, 2012 1181 words Read a sample
Fun, tongue-in-cheek story-poem about a wacky lady who loves karaoke. She and her four equally wacky daughters throw her a birthday party at Swig Willy's. Suddenly a fight breaks out which interferes with her singing. Not wishing to be pre-empted, she and her daughters quickly go to work using a rather unusual method to restore order to the party.
Sherlock Beynon and Lady Gemma's Priceless Collection by Matt Phillips Sherlock Beynon and Lady Gemma's Priceless Collection by Matt Phillips April 10, 2012 13786 words Read a sample
A comic reincarnation of the super sleuth... Can Sherlock Beynon unravel the mystery before it's too late, given that too late is tomorrow? Will his deductive powers be thrown off balance by the beautiful Lady Gemma? And will Watson be able to convince anyone that he really is a doctor? Prepare for the first of Sherlock Beynon's earth-shattering adventures...
My Turn-ons Include Napalm by Chris Dodson My Turn-ons Include Napalm by Chris Dodson April 09, 2012 4212 words Sample 20%
Nina's friend and his family are killed by a Brazilian drug cartel. She calls on her family's assets and on Fritz, her new found love, to avenge him and give some peace to the people of Brazil that sheltered her while running from her own enemies. This short takes place shortly after the "Prey for Vengeance" novel but serves as a standalone.
Truck Shot by Jim Stinson Truck Shot by Jim Stinson April 07, 2012 51930 words Read a sample
Stoney Winston is teaching a film workshop at low-rent Angeles Commercial Design College when the college president is literally blown away. To pry loose the insurance transfusion needed to keep the dying college alive, Stoney follows the murderer’s trail into a labyrinth of crimes and scams. Before he emerges, he has to fight fires, foil attempts on his life and fly like a bird.
Angels and Gargoyles by Monte Anderson Angels and Gargoyles by Monte Anderson April 06, 2012 7534 words Read a sample
Angels and Gargoyles is a novelette about a romance among heavenly hosts; a beauty and the beast love story. It tells how two of God's workers, for unexplainable reasons, fall in love, much to the chagrin of St. Peter. They are the two most unlikely pair for romance to begin with, but they manage to overcome all the obstacles and even St. Peter's objections so they can marry.
Hook Line And Internetted by Stephanie M Turner Hook Line And Internetted by Stephanie M Turner April 05, 2012 52283 words Read a sample
Based on true events. Angela's friend Maggie discovers her husband Phil has been cheating on her. She is so distraught after confronting him that she has a fatal car accident. Phil does not know that Maggie confided in Angela before the accident and Angela does not let on she knows. Instead with the help of her own husband, Angela decides to take revenge on Phil by using an internet dating agency.
Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service by Marina Rojas Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service by Marina Rojas April 04, 2012 1619 words Read a sample
A true but tongue in cheek look at what it takes to survive a first (and subsequent) visits to a Spirit filled church service.
F***ed Up Fairy Tale News by J.A. Kazimer F***ed Up Fairy Tale News by J.A. Kazimer April 04, 2012 4977 words Read a sample
News stories from the #1 source in celebrity fairy tale news. Learn about Little Bo Peeps arrest for indecent exposure. Read the obituary for This Little Piggy. Follow the antics of Prince Charming. All stories are based on the award winning novel, CURSES! A F***ed Up Fairy Tale.
The Glory of the Exquisite Mouth of Carmela Bonifacio by Mirvan Ereon The Glory of the Exquisite Mouth of Carmela Bonifacio by Mirvan Ereon April 04, 2012 3471 words Read a sample
The first transgender hero of the Philippines is legendary. This is the story of she helped our country during the Japanese times with her imaginative skills and her exquisite mouth. An alternative historical fiction you will truly enjoy.
Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists by Frankie Lassut Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists by Frankie Lassut April 03, 2012 6918 words Read a sample
You read in the paper; ‘drinking red wine may cause cancer, say scientists’ ... so you analyse your red wine intake (and cut down). One month later, you read; ‘red wine may not be a cause of cancer, say scientists’ ... so you up your red wine intake, because you’re ok to do so now ... you’ve been given the all clear by the ‘experts’. But wait! Your ‘red wine soup’ causes cancer ... again
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8) by RyFT (RiFT) PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8) by RyFT (RiFT) April 01, 2012 7091 words Read a sample
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
Spider's Web by Brendan Gerad O'Brien Spider's Web by Brendan Gerad O'Brien April 01, 2012 3189 words Read a sample
We called him Spider. With his long skinny legs and gangly arms, he actually looked like a spider too, but to me, seeing him sideways on with his tongue hanging out, he looked more like a zipper on a crumpled old anorak. But that didn’t mean he was soft. Far from it! When the moment came, Spider could be as vicious as a marauding tarantula with migraine.
Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever by Andersen Prunty Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever by Andersen Prunty March 30, 2012 28948 words Read a sample
Social networks can be used for a number of things such as finding out what friends and family members are up to, trying to get girls to take their clothes off on camera, raising awareness, and organizing protests, revolutions, and relief efforts. But what if one man decided to use a social network for one of the most idiotic causes in human history?
Growing up Wired by David Wallace Fleming Growing up Wired by David Wallace Fleming March 30, 2012 70737 words Read a sample
How will romantic relationships withstand technology's offer of instant gratification? Growing up Wired - technology's dirty secrets - questioned and challenged.
Amock Comedy Magazine Sampler by Gurmeet Mattu Amock Comedy Magazine Sampler by Gurmeet Mattu March 30, 2012 12100 words Read a sample
Amock Comedy Magazine is a monthly emag, full of satire and spoof news stories. This sampler aims to allow readers a small taste of our style.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon by T. A. Staver The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon by T. A. Staver March 29, 2012 5197 words Read a sample
A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.
Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House by Tiffany Craig Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House by Tiffany Craig March 29, 2012 231 words Read a sample
Funny haikus about prison life.
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink by Laila Kujala One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink by Laila Kujala March 29, 2012 3953 words Read a sample
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink is a humorous picture book for adults. Our friend Oink takes us on her dieting journey and shares the joys and heartbreaks of trying to lose weight. The book is illustrated with whimsical images.
Explain That To A Martian 3 by Gary Weston Explain That To A Martian 3 by Gary Weston March 27, 2012 2708 words Read a sample
It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
THE EXQUISITE MOUTH by Mirvan Ereon THE EXQUISITE MOUTH by Mirvan Ereon March 27, 2012 4007 words Read a sample
The story of a transvestite who got more than what she bargained for. A part in a series of stories I will be turning into a mini-book. This is magical realism set in the Philippines
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide by Steve Sutton The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide by Steve Sutton March 27, 2012 1160 words Read a sample
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.
Story Night by J.P. Yager Story Night by J.P. Yager March 26, 2012 4025 words Read a sample
Friends meet to celebrate the life of one of their old comrades who had passed long ago. The evening goes from playing board games to sharing scary stories. The only thing is one tale will turn out to be true.
Life After by J.P. Yager Life After by J.P. Yager March 26, 2012 2391 words Read a sample
Reza finds the afterlife isn’t all he thought it was supposed to be. As he watches the world continue on without him, he discovers his longtime girlfriend had been cheating on him. Unfortunately he’s dead. Then an odd ally tells him there is a secret way back to the world of the living. Now Reza can get his revenge, that is, if he can pass three unusual tests.
Out of the Closet by JK Bradley Out of the Closet by JK Bradley March 24, 2012 942 words Read a sample
Silvia has a secret, a cofession, a truth about who she is and in what she believes, her vulnerability falls upon deaf ears.
Glorious Appearing by Jessica Thomas Glorious Appearing by Jessica Thomas March 24, 2012 1652 words Read a sample
Jesus is coming today. Everyone, grab your Bibles and... Wait.
THE SHORT SAD LIFE OF THE TRANVESTITE CORRAMINYA PAZARESHOVICHINSKOVAYAVIKH by Mirvan Ereon THE SHORT SAD LIFE OF THE TRANVESTITE CORRAMINYA PAZARESHOVICHINSKOVAYAVIKH by Mirvan Ereon March 23, 2012 527 words Read a sample
A transvestite obsessed with oral hygiene gets raped and abused by drunk men. See why she was still smiling in the end. =P
Micro relatos de un humor muy peculiar by Néstor Fausto Micro relatos de un humor muy peculiar by Néstor Fausto March 23, 2012 2624 words Read a sample
Cinco relatos MUY breves con el humor personal e intranferible de Néstor Fausto. Incluye: "Una gota de sangre de procedencia dudosa", "El nacimiento de un héroe", "La receta médica", "Tres motivos por los que NO cometer un asesinato" y "Epístolas" (Advertencia: La colección PÚLPito no se responsabiliza del sentido del humor del sr. Fausto. Este libro puede causar somnolencia)
Lets Play A Game by Taylor Pacholko Lets Play A Game by Taylor Pacholko March 22, 2012 2172 words Read a sample
Want some games for parties or just for hanging out with your friends or for even teachers in gym. This collection of 15 games is sure to make sure you and your friends are not bored for a while, and play theses games. Please take note that most of these games work better with lots of people so enjoy this collection of games and play play play,a game!
Outside the Box (A Short Story) by Laurie Boris Outside the Box (A Short Story) by Laurie Boris March 22, 2012 3249 words Read a sample
But is it art? An engaged couple navigates the symbolism of an avant-garde gallery exhibit.
Aparição by Renato Carreira Aparição by Renato Carreira March 22, 2012 4478 words Read a sample
O povo russo finalmente liberto do jugo tirânico dos czares. Lenine dirigindo um discurso empolgado a uma praça a abarrotar de revolucionários fervorosos. Uma estranha figura de branco surgindo do nada e pairando sobre eles. Comunismo e cristianismo em duelo de bofetões. Será que já nada é sagrado?
Evil Lassie by Trina Jacobs Evil Lassie by Trina Jacobs March 21, 2012 1208 words Read a sample
Lassie doesn't want to be a good dog anymore, so she changes her name, wreaks havoc, and fulfills her ultimate fantasy.
Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume One Aries by Lyvea Rose Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume One Aries by Lyvea Rose March 21, 2012 18557 words Read a sample
A collection of twelve short stories about the twelve star signs, based extremely loosely on the ancient legends of astrology, but hilariously updated and featuring a 21st-century heroine called Stella the Astro-Fizzicist, the most amusing thrill-seeker this side of Orion’s Belt Buckle. Laugh, sigh, and shake your head, saying: “Holy Ram’s Horns, NOW I GET IT!”
Devil Went Down To Jersey by Eirik Gumeny Devil Went Down To Jersey by Eirik Gumeny March 20, 2012 9340 words Read a sample
Devil Went Down To Jersey is a tongue-in-cheek romp, telling the intertwining stories of Jesus and Lucifer as they make their respective ways through the world. Well, New York City and suburban New Jersey anyway. Neither of them gets very far before realizing the world is a lot different than they remembered it. Profane? A little. Blasphemous? Probably. Hilarious? You bet your ass.
Chunks by Chris Lane Chunks by Chris Lane March 20, 2012 38161 words Read a sample
Here are three chunks from some of my comedy adventure novels for young adults. They have been bestselling books in the UK. These are adapted versions of my adult novels - with some of the rude or more violent bits 'reduced'. If you want you can read them at the same time as an adult reading the other versions and discuss them! All are available cheaply from Amazon.
The Bench Watcher by J.R. Sterling The Bench Watcher by J.R. Sterling March 20, 2012 1373 words Read a sample
This is a satire piece about the main character, Jack, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of his blind date. The empty seat across from him becomes his focus as he personifies the bench.
Sheriff Gregg & Big Nell by Hank Florentine McLoskey Sheriff Gregg & Big Nell by Hank Florentine McLoskey March 20, 2012 4488 words Read a sample
Sheriff Gregg discovers he has an admirer. Absurdist, 'Wild West' short story - the seventh in the 'Sheriff Gregg' series