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The Arts by Albion Burridge The Arts by Albion Burridge June 01, 2011 53670 words Read a sample
In an uninhibited, candid style reminiscent of Bukowski, Albion Burridge's debut novel takes a cynical and often humorous look at the role of the modern day University student. Balancing somewhere between nihilism and realism, Burridge's un-self-assured self traverses the educational minefield with ease, finding self-abusive pleasures in alcohol, drugs, and women.
Winching the Moon for Miss Missy Biffstone by Steve Richer Winching the Moon for Miss Missy Biffstone by Steve Richer May 30, 2011 5795 words Read a sample
In order to prove his undying love to his girlfriend, billionaire Kip Farmsworth sets out to give her the Moon. Literally.
Loose Lips Sink Ships by Katrina LaCroix Loose Lips Sink Ships by Katrina LaCroix May 26, 2011 46302 words Read a sample
Avery Leigh will stop at nothing to get her boyfriend, Carter Thomson, back. A high school girl who has no problem saying the first thing that pops into her head, no matter how crazy, she finds Carter has not only stopped taking her calls, he’s started avoiding her altogether. Could it have been something she said?
Twelve Gnomes and a Budgerigar by L Savage Twelve Gnomes and a Budgerigar by L Savage May 24, 2011 88750 words Read a sample
A curiosity cabinet full of nonsensical events falls open when Margery Millford returns to her home village for the first time in ... well, quite some time. Between cricket, knife hurling, and a very devious Duke, Margery and the rest of the residents of Little Pearshire must come to terms with new and old secrets, fresh and stale love, and that missing gnome from Sir Millford's prized garden.
Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows? by Robert Scott Leyse Why Waste English Setters on Dog Shows? by Robert Scott Leyse May 24, 2011 3158 words Read a sample
On the fine art of sowing chaos in public places, with the assistance of undisciplined dogs.
The Royble: The Greatest Story Ever Told Badly by e day The Royble: The Greatest Story Ever Told Badly by e day May 23, 2011 40738 words Read a sample
The Royble explains how Roy created Aylesbury and then the earth, and it contains all the letters in the alphabet even rubbish ones like "w".
Unt by DL Stone Unt by DL Stone May 21, 2011 3258 words Sample 20%
Do you want to see a disaster? Deandre had different plans for her first date with Keith, and it didn't involve 'coon hunting. With one disaster after another, Deandre has to ask herself if a hot guy is worth all the trouble and blood shed. "The smell of my peach boutique body lotion didn't mesh with stench of stale piss. I pulled the baggy coveralls over my shoulders and steamed…"
Teacher's Pet by LK Hunsaker Teacher's Pet by LK Hunsaker May 20, 2011 2172 words Read a sample
From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Mama Eu Quero by Richard Daybell Mama Eu Quero by Richard Daybell May 20, 2011 3566 words Read a sample
A young woman is plucked from the American Midwest and whisked into a wild and wicked Oz called Havana during the early days of the Cuban Revolution, there to find first love and Carmen Miranda.
Gem - No Conspiracy by Craig Jones Gem - No Conspiracy by Craig Jones May 20, 2011 3441 words Read a sample
The New York underground is no place for a lady...but no one told Gem. Gem has her hands full with a couple of guys who know her secrets and take control of the very words that come out of her mouth. This one is a real jaw dropper.
Welcome To My Pond by FrogCheeks Welcome To My Pond by FrogCheeks May 20, 2011 6930 words Read a sample
One vulgar frog's anonymous year on Twitter. I had a Facebook account and kept thinking of vulgar stuff to post. I needed an outlet for things that I didn’t want my nieces or Mom to read. So I created an anonymous twitter account. Here is a collection of some of the tweets that I posted over approximately a one year period.
Seline and the Bank Robber by Eric McFarlane Seline and the Bank Robber by Eric McFarlane May 18, 2011 1799 words Read a sample
A dramatic tale of a bank robbery foiled by a brave heroine. Err... that's another story, not this one.
Barry Rotter and The Golf Lesson by R.E.D. McNabb Barry Rotter and The Golf Lesson by R.E.D. McNabb May 16, 2011 1227 words Read a sample
The mirror opposite of his more famous counterpart, Barry escapes the magical world to experience the wonders of ours. In Barry Rotter and The Golf Lesson, Barry provides a new and hilarious perspective on the game of golf.
Seline Saves the World by Eric McFarlane Seline Saves the World by Eric McFarlane May 16, 2011 1836 words Read a sample
Evil aliens have invaded earth but don't worry Mr Obama, sleep easy, Seline is here.
One Night In Green Bay or Were-Cow? There Cow. by Bill Bibo One Night In Green Bay or Were-Cow? There Cow. by Bill Bibo May 15, 2011 2368 words Read a sample
There's a full moon tonight in Green Bay, Wisconsin. And it brings murder. This one's for you, Elsie.
Boots by Phillip Donnelly Boots by Phillip Donnelly May 15, 2011 44932 words Read a sample
From a rat’s eye view of the London blitz to a cadaver with a complaint about the size of her coffin, this collection of short stories brings us into a comically surreal world that is determined to stands on its head and leave us questioning our own ability to tell up from down.
The Part-Timer by Ray Holland The Part-Timer by Ray Holland May 14, 2011 4220 words Read a sample
Gilbert Ragwater, the protagonist from the novel Open Stage, returns in this short story. He's faced with an overly aggressive job seeker who wants to work in his music store--and won't take no for an answer.
5 Second Fiction Volume Three by Al Bruno 5 Second Fiction Volume Three by Al Bruno May 14, 2011 5486 words Read a sample
What are these two hundred totally twitterable tales? Are they jokes? Are they super-small stories for people on the go? You decide!
Serving Under the Spotlight by Jamie Turner Serving Under the Spotlight by Jamie Turner May 09, 2011 773 words Read a sample
Everyone likes and expects good service when dining out, but read about one serious customer who takes her expectation to a whole new level.
A Right Stitch Up by Richard Kerr A Right Stitch Up by Richard Kerr May 09, 2011 2235 words Read a sample
Short, humourous alternative history of a famous horror story. Who is the real author?
Osama Bin Hiding (And his Love of Dr. Pepper) by Nicholas Galt Osama Bin Hiding (And his Love of Dr. Pepper) by Nicholas Galt May 04, 2011 2949 words Read a sample
A reporter is nabbed by men from the Taliban and is given a private audience with the most wanted man on the planet. Why? His captor keeps alluding to a game that is eons old. What game? What is I.T.H.A.S.G.A.? And what is it about Oh Henry chocolates and Dr. Pepper?
Some Summonings Are Suspect by Jeffrey Somogyi Some Summonings Are Suspect by Jeffrey Somogyi May 03, 2011 3439 words Read a sample
Here's a short story about a hill, some guys, some other guys, and some things that want to eat those guys. There's a bit of occult chanting, too, so you know this is definitely a Fantasy story.
Fergyville Episode 1: The New Plan (Novella) by Katina Ferguson Fergyville Episode 1: The New Plan (Novella) by Katina Ferguson May 03, 2011 8463 words Read a sample
Frank and Catherine are parents worn down by three young children, and life. As they try to come up with a new, more efficient, way of managing their lives, they are met with a series of unforeseen obstacles. When Frank gets home from work, things don't seem quite right. He begins to wonder if some of the problems experienced by his family are in fact the work of malicious people from his past.
Will His Love Be Like His Rum? by Richard Daybell Will His Love Be Like His Rum? by Richard Daybell May 03, 2011 1857 words Read a sample
"Please, oh please," Caterina sobbed as she sat cross-legged in front of the closet, speaking to its door. This was her wedding night, her night of nights, but her new husband has serious wedding night jitters and has locked himself in that closet. Can she coax him out and to their wedding bed? Will his love be like his rum, intoxicating all night long? Or will that closet door stay locked?
Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle by Cristian YoungMiller Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle by Cristian YoungMiller May 02, 2011 8506 words Read a sample
Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge for a humiliating stunt orchestrated by the girl fruitheads. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.
The Ugly Kids by Renee Adams The Ugly Kids by Renee Adams May 02, 2011 9228 words Read a sample
All Lily wanted was to be a normal high school student. Well, the most normal a six foot, three inch tall girl who was bigger and stronger than the average football player could be. And it really was wonderfully normal...until a Goblin fell in love with her. Now Lily is dodging Goblins, Ogres, and table cutlery in this amusing misadventure of awkward high school romance.
New Windows by Alain Gomez New Windows by Alain Gomez May 01, 2011 184 words Read a sample
Fast, fun flash fiction by Alain Gomez. New Windows is about the perils of home improvement.
Confessions of a Royal Wedding Limo Driver by Nicholas Galt Confessions of a Royal Wedding Limo Driver by Nicholas Galt April 29, 2011 1527 words Read a sample
I Drove that Kate to the Church to become a princess. I was, the best driver for the job. A right professional!
Second-Hand Princess by Lorraine J. Anderson Second-Hand Princess by Lorraine J. Anderson April 28, 2011 7647 words Read a sample
All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all...
Neues Aus Der Ebersstrasse by Stefan Eckert Neues Aus Der Ebersstrasse by Stefan Eckert April 27, 2011 4060 words Read a sample
meine abenteuer!
A Sticky Situation by Jamie Turner A Sticky Situation by Jamie Turner April 26, 2011 683 words Read a sample
Most mothers see their child as someone special,find greatness in many of their everyday accomplishments. But read what happens when one mother gets a little carried away.
5 Second Fiction Volume Two by Al Bruno 5 Second Fiction Volume Two by Al Bruno April 25, 2011 5402 words Read a sample
What are these two hundred totally twitterable tales? Are they jokes? Are they super-small stories for people on the go? You decide!
Edible Art and Other Flash Fiction by Roberta Beach Jacobson Edible Art and Other Flash Fiction by Roberta Beach Jacobson April 24, 2011 1050 words Read a sample
Steve laughed at his obituary in the Chicago newspaper. 'Famed artist, fifty, perishes in airplane crash.' He cut it out and taped it to the fridge. Steve hardly felt dead. In fact, since he'd relocated to the remote Greek island not found on most maps, he'd put on a few pounds. Islanders knew him as Fat Jack. Day and night he painted food.
5 Second FIction Volume One by Al Bruno 5 Second FIction Volume One by Al Bruno April 22, 2011 3870 words Read a sample
What are these two hundred totally twitterable tales? Are they jokes? Are they super-small stories for people on the go? You decide!
Grace by Eric Fahey Grace by Eric Fahey April 21, 2011 7255 words Read a sample
"Grace" is a darkly comic short story about a hapless idiot who ends up making life hell for his girlfriend's family in the process of trying to win their favor.
Kids Say The Cutest Things When They're Drunk by Dan McQuinn Kids Say The Cutest Things When They're Drunk by Dan McQuinn April 16, 2011 29140 words Read a sample
Kids Say the Cutest Things When They’re Drunk, the first book from humor writer, Dan McQuinn, is a sharply written collection of comic letters, monologues and playlets that provides sure-fire laughs drunk or sober. The 50+ comic essays draw their humor from every phase of life as imagined by McQuinn from the moment his parents meet for the first time to his bizarre final wishes.
Discovery by Alain Gomez Discovery by Alain Gomez April 15, 2011 186 words Read a sample
Fast, fun, flash fiction by Alain Gomez. Discovery is about some interesting findings in the attic...
Camp-romising by Jamie Turner Camp-romising by Jamie Turner April 15, 2011 1336 words Read a sample
Read the hilarious antics of someone leaving her comfort zone and entering her 'boyfriend's world' - all in the name of compromise.
Ambulance Masters by Raymund Hensley Ambulance Masters by Raymund Hensley April 14, 2011 68073 words Sample 15%
A young man gets involved in the dangerous world of Ambulance Chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A surreal comedy novel.
All Day, All Night Marianne by Richard Daybell All Day, All Night Marianne by Richard Daybell April 13, 2011 2457 words Read a sample
Roberto sees Marianne at the beach every day but hasn't the courage to speak to her. His friend Toussaint is going to help him woo his true love with pretty words, all before a fat lady sings.
Zombie Mage by Jonathan J. Drake Zombie Mage by Jonathan J. Drake April 13, 2011 60235 words Read a sample
Life isn't too grand for Olligh Selthnik. When he awakens, all he can remember is his name. With his memory vague, and now having to live life in a decrepit body, he doesn't envision things could get much worse. Join Olligh as he begins his journey on a quest for knowledge. A horrifying adventure of intrigue and deception awaits but, will he find the answers (and the soap) he so dearly requires?
Cupcakes and Elephants by Jamie Turner Cupcakes and Elephants by Jamie Turner April 11, 2011 259 words Read a sample
Have you ever overheard a random fragment of someone's conversation? Out of context it can sound pretty odd...
How I met Barbara the Zombie Hunter by Raymund Hensley How I met Barbara the Zombie Hunter by Raymund Hensley April 11, 2011 12537 words Sample 15%
Yes, there are zombies, even in Hawaii. A foolish writer learns this the hard way from a strange (and beautiful) woman who claims to be a hunter of the living dead. A horror-comedy novelette.
A Bear Story by Clyde Key A Bear Story by Clyde Key April 10, 2011 2750 words Read a sample
A short story about Mo Dingle's ill-fated attempt to bag a bear for a bearskin rug.
Aloha Mannequins by Raymund Hensley Aloha Mannequins by Raymund Hensley April 10, 2011 38356 words Sample 15%
From goth clubs to insane dolphin activists that wear full-body dolphin suits, Aloha Mannequins will open the eyes of any “outsider”. A comedy-drama novella.
The Zombie Hunter's Bible by Raymund Hensley The Zombie Hunter's Bible by Raymund Hensley April 10, 2011 27718 words Sample 15%
A horror-comedy novella. (Editor's Note: Information contained within these pages is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not murder people because they have been bitten by "zombies".)
PILL POP DOM by Robert Coles PILL POP DOM by Robert Coles April 07, 2011 14741 words Read a sample
Selected by the Brit Writers Awards, PILLPOPDOM has been called, 'a pill-popping Bridget Jones in a Spanish Lost in Translation'
Personal Trainer by Alain Gomez Personal Trainer by Alain Gomez April 07, 2011 53 words Read a sample
Short, fun, flash fiction by Alain Gomez. This story is about an especially rough session...
The McGlinchy Code by Pat Anderson The McGlinchy Code by Pat Anderson April 06, 2011 73912 words Read a sample
Stevie, Tam and Tariq set out to find Leo McGlinchy's stash of booze and cigarettes. The clues they are following, however, lead to something bigger than they could imagine. Their quest takes them all around Glasgow, to Roslin and even to New York City. Meanwhile, a sinister figure from a secret organisation is out to stop them.
Love Hurts by Russell Taylor Love Hurts by Russell Taylor April 01, 2011 87453 words Read a sample
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.