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The Two Ply Times - OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader by PriveCo Inc. The Two Ply Times - OverTheHill.com's Bathroom Reader by PriveCo Inc. Oct. 03, 2011 3775 words Read a sample
Free Humor from OverTheHill.com - The Two Ply Times is entertaining reading you can take with you wherever you go. Just remember, your eReader may be great in the bathroom, but you can't rip out a page from it and wipe. Designed to be read “on the fly” -- whenever you have a moment to spare – Two Ply Times is filled with funny, poignant and interesting items that you’ll love.
Movies Worth Watching by Les Broad Movies Worth Watching by Les Broad Sep. 30, 2011 4038 words Read a sample
This is a small selection of the author's favourite films, from the endearingly romantic Un Homme Et Une Femme to the brilliant-but-execrable Fire Maidens From Outer Space. There may be a concentration on sci-fi, but this reflects the author's own influences. It's a free book, and very nearly worth it.
The 4 Types of Artists – Starving, Dying, Dead, and Rich! by Shafali The Caricaturist The 4 Types of Artists – Starving, Dying, Dead, and Rich! by Shafali The Caricaturist Sep. 16, 2011 1937 words Read a sample
How many types of artists lurk around in this overpopulated world? The caricaturist took it upon herself to answer this question that few have dared to ask and even fewer have dared to answer. There are 4 types and 4 types only. The Starving, the Dying, the Dead, and the Rich! You don't agree...do you? That tiny muscle jumping at the corner of your lip tells me that you don't believe me...
The 5 P's of Creativity by Shafali The Caricaturist The 5 P's of Creativity by Shafali The Caricaturist Sep. 13, 2011 1737 words Read a sample
"The 5 P's of Creativity" is an easy to use creativity process, which outlines 5 simple steps that can be effortlessly used to generate creativity. Numerous internationally respected journals of unidentified origins have called the 5 P's model, "the greatest thing ever," "the mother-lode of all creativity," and even, "the Picasso of all processes." Sounds unbelievable?! Read it to believe it!
I'm a Real American by Rodney Ohebsion I'm a Real American by Rodney Ohebsion Sep. 10, 2011 7776 words Read a sample
Rodney Ohebsion is a real American.
Critique Circle by E L Russell Critique Circle by E L Russell Sep. 09, 2011 648 words Read a sample
This is a Flash Fiction (500 words) story offering a humorous insight to a writer's critique circle where work is shared and constructive comments made.
Metric Time by Brian Borgford Metric Time by Brian Borgford Sep. 06, 2011 623 words Read a sample
Will Bill have to discard his new watch?
The Rogues Manual by Katie Gatto The Rogues Manual by Katie Gatto Sep. 05, 2011 5967 words Read a sample
This is the players handbook and the Storytellers guide for the Disparity role playing game.
Lee Iacocca The Baby Boomer And My Mustang '64 by Robert Chapin Lee Iacocca The Baby Boomer And My Mustang '64 by Robert Chapin Aug. 29, 2011 2418 words Read a sample
In 1964 I attended The New York World's Fair where The Ford Motor Company just released the newest sensation - The Mustang. As a baby boomer I was smitten with "my dream car". My dad died suddenly and I worked for the benefit of my mother and sisters - and when the veterans benefits kicked in, mother co-signed for my first new car - a new original issue 1964 Mustang. Payments were $69.00/mo.
The London Blogger: Blogservations on life and its many f***ing irritants. by Robert Clear The London Blogger: Blogservations on life and its many f***ing irritants. by Robert Clear Aug. 28, 2011 54932 words Read a sample
London is a windscreen on the world, splattered with the mosquito-like remains of life’s many irritants. Here the London Blogger wipes it clean using life’s detergent: laughter.
The Radio Announcer And The Horse Dovers (Hors D'oeuvres) by Robert Chapin The Radio Announcer And The Horse Dovers (Hors D'oeuvres) by Robert Chapin Aug. 26, 2011 2068 words Read a sample
I was excited about radio announcing and received my degree in radio broadcasting and journalism. On my first assignment I was working at a country western station in Springfield, Mass and was given the task of reading live copy on air. The salesman changed my copy while I was on air and with no time to proof read it - I blundered and it came out "Horse Dovers" instead of Hors D'oeuvres.
The Cat And The Mad Lobster by Robert Chapin The Cat And The Mad Lobster by Robert Chapin Aug. 25, 2011 2524 words Read a sample
We planned a New England clambake and placed the lobster in cool water in the sink. The cat jumped up onto the counter and began to tease the lobster. Soon, kitty was fighting with the crustacean. One of the rubber bands came off one of the claws. When I finally placed it (not the cat!) into a pot of tepid water the heat increased and the lobster kicked the cover onto the floor. Cat bolted!
The Roller Coaster by Lee Carey The Roller Coaster by Lee Carey Aug. 24, 2011 2578 words Read a sample
True short story about a 16-year old country boy and his first date with a Carolina girl. It proves to be a ride he has never forgotten. All facts are true. Enjoy and review please. Keep smilin'...
Twinkies And The 8th Grade Prom by Robert Chapin Twinkies And The 8th Grade Prom by Robert Chapin Aug. 21, 2011 2450 words Read a sample
In the spring of 1960, barely 14 years old I did not have courage to ask Beverly Jones to the prom. A member of the "geeks", I was preoccupied with the prank of running a pair of my dad's underwear up the flagpole. Then Beverly asked ME to the prom and plans changed. Afterall, she was going to be the mother of my children. We attended prom and years later we met by chance and she is now an MD.
Simple Word Find - Sports Edition by K Lenart Simple Word Find - Sports Edition by K Lenart Aug. 20, 2011 7864 words Read a sample
The "Simple Word Find" series is for Word Find fans. The puzzles are "Simple" yet still fun. But, since most hardware eReaders make it impossible to "write" on the puzzle grid to circle your found words, a short-hand notation answer key is used instead of circling. It's explained in the instructions. Please download the sample before purchasing to ensure it works OK on your own reader.
The Chuck-It List by Steven Bennett The Chuck-It List by Steven Bennett Aug. 19, 2011 5712 words Read a sample
Things I Have No Intention of Doing Before Bucketing
Basic Training And The Accidental Pink Underwear by Robert Chapin Basic Training And The Accidental Pink Underwear by Robert Chapin Aug. 15, 2011 2452 words Read a sample
March 1966, reported to Fort Dix for basic training. On weekend pass I wore a red bandanna with civvies. It was my turn to wash white undergarments of three men I included red bandanna. Underwear pink and me left handed I made mistakes drill sgt picked me out and motioned ordered me to approach podium. As a left hander demanded I drop my drawers - AND... I was wearing pink underwear.
The Sergeant & The Chevrons by Robert Chapin The Sergeant & The Chevrons by Robert Chapin Aug. 14, 2011 2654 words Read a sample
A young 20 year old recruit cannot escape the grueling 10-12 hour day of peeling potatoes in Vietnam while awaiting assignment in a processing center. Following two days of back breaking potato peeling he decides to fake sick call and as a result purchases metal sergeant pins for his collar. Noticed by the duty sergeant he is called forward only to learn they are on upside down. No penalty!
The Hole Between Mine and Yours: Liquid Logic from a Dirty Tumbler by Christina M. Grey The Hole Between Mine and Yours: Liquid Logic from a Dirty Tumbler by Christina M. Grey Aug. 14, 2011 9716 words Read a sample
Waves of words about science and sin
Barn Dances, Country Dances & Ceilidhs by Paul Hurst Barn Dances, Country Dances & Ceilidhs by Paul Hurst Aug. 14, 2011 3517 words Read a sample
What is the difference between a barn dance and a ceilidh? Which ones work best, what will you need to put one on and what are the problems to look out for? The author has been playing folk music since the late 1970's - here are a few hints, tips and some general advice on how to run one of your own.
Eight questions to ask yourself before you book a band by Paul Hurst Eight questions to ask yourself before you book a band by Paul Hurst Aug. 14, 2011 4368 words Read a sample
Do you want to book a band, but don't know how to get the best group or what questions to ask? 'Poachers make the best gamekeepers'! Use this chance to draw on the experience of a performer active since the late 1970's. Going public with this information has not exactly made him 'Mr. Popular' with some other musicians, but it can help you to weed out the 'cowboys' and bands to avoid at all costs.
Low-down London Love Ballads by shoreditch boy Low-down London Love Ballads by shoreditch boy Aug. 04, 2011 4928 words Read a sample
A collection of London-centric comical verse by the stand-up poet, Shoreditch Boy.
The Day I Burned The Outhouse Down by Robert Chapin The Day I Burned The Outhouse Down by Robert Chapin Aug. 02, 2011 1307 words Read a sample
It was 1968 and I was in Vietnam. Constantly tempted to smoke marijuana, I finally gave in to the demands of a fellow soldier - I will not call him a friend! The best place to smoke the Asian Jane was in the outhouse. We met inside a stall, I had my pants down around my ankles and as I lit the joint - the hot match dropped down onto my hairy legs into the fuel and what an explosion!
Bristol's Rexall Pharmacy by Robert Chapin Bristol's Rexall Pharmacy by Robert Chapin Aug. 01, 2011 1916 words Read a sample
In 1961, we had a Rexall Pharmacy in our town. The aroma of the elixers and marble counter with four swivel chairs where teens congregated. The book rack where boys and girls flipped through the magazines of the early 1960's. The soda fountain where Mrs. B. added more fizzy water than Coke syrup - the result - when I attempted to impress Marilyn Snell - was to have it propel through my nose!
NATs & TOTs by Lee Carey NATs & TOTs by Lee Carey July 31, 2011 1188 words Read a sample
A detailed description of a family (most families) visiting our beach for a week. I think it's called a 'vacation', but that's questionable...anyway, this is a funny story...and we do enjoy our tourists...cause each week...from Memorial Day until Labor Day...we get a brand new batch.
My Little Poopoofnick by Robert Chapin My Little Poopoofnick by Robert Chapin July 30, 2011 1350 words Read a sample
1964, Lyndon, The Beetles, gas at $.35 per gallon, bread $.54, a new house $20,000, a new car $200. I was 17 years old and my first job was for Mr. D. at a mom and pop Red & White grocery store. My first car: a 1957 Ford Fairlane hardtop convertible. The aroma of the fruits and soap powders forever burned in my brain. Vietnam, college and now I am 65 years old, and still a poopoofnick...
Yoga in a Pill: Our Obsession with Pharmaceutical Drugs by Rodney Ohebsion Yoga in a Pill: Our Obsession with Pharmaceutical Drugs by Rodney Ohebsion July 28, 2011 2577 words Read a sample
Rodney Ohebsion on the marketing, use, and regulation of pharmaceutical drugs, cigarettes, and food.
Ho ammazzato la balena by Alex Malex Ho ammazzato la balena by Alex Malex July 21, 2011 26003 words Read a sample
La raccolta “Ho ammazzato la balena” non è solamente un insieme di racconti paradossali, al limite dell’assurdo, o la realtà narrata da un “diverso” punto di vista, apparentemente folle, ma è la descrizione di qualcosa o di qualcuno che non è esattamente ciò che sembra essere...
War Stories From The Nam by Gusdavis Aughtry War Stories From The Nam by Gusdavis Aughtry June 28, 2011 3817 words Read a sample
GIs, especially old ones love to tell about their war experiences, especially to fellow vets. This was not so much for Vietnam Vets. Nobody wanted to hear them as they were so identified with the war that most Americans had come to hate. Time has erased much of the anomosity of those days and so here are a few.
Recess Coaches by Darrel Miller Recess Coaches by Darrel Miller June 27, 2011 1069 words Read a sample
A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea.
McLife Crisis by Darrel Miller McLife Crisis by Darrel Miller June 10, 2011 994 words Read a sample
Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame.
Before there was Beer Pong... by Brenda Cothern Before there was Beer Pong... by Brenda Cothern June 06, 2011 11079 words Read a sample
45 different party games that are from the 1980's. Some are still around while others have been taken out of the closet and dusted off for the next generation to play! Great to add to your phone so the games can go to any party with you!
Horoscopes June 2011 by Nicola McLaughlin Horoscopes June 2011 by Nicola McLaughlin June 04, 2011 3912 words Read a sample
Your horoscope for June 2011 written by Nicola McLaughlin. This ebook contains a horoscope for each starsign as well as a general overview. Nicola is astrologer to the "French Paper" - France's quality English language newspaper as well as astrology.com Previously, she worked as a ghostwriter to Athena Starwoman, writing horoscopes in Vogue magazine, Woman's Day, Star, FTV.com and many others!
Rantalicious: Spring has Sprung (Thrifty eBook Series) by Alisa Steinberg Rantalicious: Spring has Sprung (Thrifty eBook Series) by Alisa Steinberg June 01, 2011 11186 words Read a sample
To kick-off Rantalicious' Thrifty eBook Series, Alisa Dana Steinberg is celebrating the last month of Spring in "Rantalicious: Spring has Sprung" with three humorous and heartwarming true-life tales for the season and all-year-round.
TaraElla's Way to Life by TaraElla TaraElla's Way to Life by TaraElla May 22, 2011 9178 words Read a sample
TaraElla is an Australian singer-songwriter. She has been writing and performing music since 2003. She is, however, most notable for her cultural projects. She has been thought of as a person whose ideas may change the cultural landscape. This book is all about her take on life.
Cerebus Film: An Epic Journey by Carma Chan Cerebus Film: An Epic Journey by Carma Chan May 12, 2011 2555 words Read a sample
Lucas and Dreamworks contacted the creator of this legendary graphic novel series, Dave Sim, to inquire about purchasing the movie rights, but Sim would not sell the creative rights to his work. Instead, he gave his blessing to a fresh, loyal, unknown face to write, produce, and direct the first movie. This personal Mount Everest story will inspire you.
Kostenloses Ebook mit Erlaeuterungen zur Astrologie by Eckhart Landes Kostenloses Ebook mit Erlaeuterungen zur Astrologie by Eckhart Landes May 11, 2011 1887 words Read a sample
Astrologie und Horoskope, vielleicht noch Hellsehen, Kartenlegen usw., sind ein riesiger Markt im Internet. Der Anreiz zum schnellen Kick oder sich mal schnell eine Information zu holen, ist unglaublich nah und unüberschaubar groß.Was steckt dahinter? Um selbst dahinter zu kommen, habe ich dieses kleine eBook geschrieben und zusammen gestellt.
Dilemele lui Comanescu by Iulian Comanescu Dilemele lui Comanescu by Iulian Comanescu May 10, 2011 31605 words Read a sample
A collection of texts published in "Dilema veche" between 2006 and 2011.
Dilemele lui Comanescu by Iulian Comanescu Dilemele lui Comanescu by Iulian Comanescu May 10, 2011 31605 words Read a sample
A collection of texts published in "Dilema veche" between 2006 and 2011.
Becky Sue Cooper's Photo Album by Donna Chapman Gilbert Becky Sue Cooper's Photo Album by Donna Chapman Gilbert May 09, 2011 9395 words Read a sample
Nine-year-old Becky Sue entertains the new preacher with her photo album. It just so happens the photos are of her fellow parishioners, and the preacher learns more about them from Becky Sue than he wants to know. Brimming with hope and laughter, and spiced with a pinch of sin, Becky Sue Cooper's Photo Album takes us back to 1964. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Horoscopes May 2011 by Nicola McLaughlin Horoscopes May 2011 by Nicola McLaughlin May 01, 2011 4554 words Read a sample
Your horoscope for May 2011 written by Nicola McLaughlin. This ebook contains a horoscope for each starsign as well as a general overview. Nicola is astrologer to the "French Paper" - France's quality English language newspaper as well as astrology.com Previously, she worked as a ghostwriter to Athena Starwoman, writing horoscopes in Vogue magazine, Woman's Day, Star, FTV.com and many others!
Mind Nuggets by Brian Montgomery Mind Nuggets by Brian Montgomery April 29, 2011 27183 words Read a sample
A collection of letters, short stories, and thought provoking articles guaranteed to enlighten and entertain.
A Terribly Filthy Little Jokebook by Rob Loughran A Terribly Filthy Little Jokebook by Rob Loughran April 26, 2011 39866 words Read a sample
How come Smokey-the-Bear doesn't have any children? Because everytime his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. What's worse than having a doctor tell you that you have gonorrhea? Having a dentist tell you. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy. What do you call a surfer dude who doesn't have a girlfriend? Homeless. Want more?
Let’s Get Drunk and Play Hammer Darts by William Greene Let’s Get Drunk and Play Hammer Darts by William Greene March 29, 2011 895 words Read a sample
Do you enjoy getting drunk and throwing hammers?
Barbie Duel by Darrel Miller Barbie Duel by Darrel Miller March 28, 2011 1207 words Read a sample
This essay explores the life of Barbie including the various controversies that have swirled about her.
Online Casinos Software Review by Alan Samonte Online Casinos Software Review by Alan Samonte March 26, 2011 2361 words Read a sample
As an online gambler, have you ever wondered who created those software responsible for running the system? If you had been there long enough, you must have experienced how those software had brought you a smile or two... tickled you... frustrated you... Surely, someone created those casino software. Who are they? Here's my review of the world's top e-gaming manufacturer in market today.
Where Are Online Casinos Located? by Alan Samonte Where Are Online Casinos Located? by Alan Samonte March 26, 2011 2445 words Read a sample
Casino gamblers today can play their favorite casino games in a way never thought before as possible. Instead of going to casinos to enjoy the weekend, it is now the casinos that go to their living room, courtesy of the Internet. Where are these online casinos located? Here's a review of the world's top online casino locations.
Online Casinos Frequently Asked Questions by Alan Samonte Online Casinos Frequently Asked Questions by Alan Samonte March 25, 2011 3067 words Read a sample
A beginner to online casinos has many questions to ask - He needs guidance into the intricacies of the venture foreign to him. Here are the expert answers to the top 10 questions a newbie to online casinos would like to know.
The Rules of Blackjack by Alan Samonte The Rules of Blackjack by Alan Samonte March 25, 2011 2163 words Read a sample
Allow me to explain to you in simple and plain English the rules of Blackjack as played in land based and online casinos. Let me walk you through the things you must abide by in playing the game.
The Nine Mistakes Gamblers Make by Alan Samonte The Nine Mistakes Gamblers Make by Alan Samonte March 23, 2011 11998 words Read a sample
All gamblers believe that they know how to win, and so they keep coming back to the casinos. It's a pity but only really very few know how it is done. Discover what lurks in the minds of winning gamblers. This e-book reveals the secret on what it takes to be a consistent casino winner.