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Funky Junky by Mark Ure Funky Junky by Mark Ure April 19, 2012 15744 words Read a sample
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Fledgling stand up comedian and comedy writer. Stay in Edinburgh with John and Moira the cats. Eat Nutella with a spoon, drink juice out of a can. Don't listen to what my toilet says, he's full of shit.
That Look by Emily Cain That Look by Emily Cain April 19, 2012 499 words Sample 20%
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If you want, you can email me at drwateva@gmail.com I love books!! I have so many favourites and have read so many I can't list them. My parents and Friends have said that I'm addicted to books and that the never knew reading too many books could be a bad thing! I can be very deceptive. If you ask anybody I know they will all say that me and coffee shouldn't be together but I love the stuff! I also love sugar and many believe I go "high" on sugar. I am personally known for the amount of books I read and the fact many believe I am crazy. To I degree I actually am but don't tell them that. I am one of the few who actually match their star sign perfectly. I love writing but suck at writing other peoples stories. I love to do random things but I can never have the guts to do them at the time. I have been told that I think too much and over think things. I can have complete understanding of things sometimes but aboslutely none at others. Can you guess my star sign? I play the trumpet, saxophone, keyboard and guitar and can write songs. Is there anything else you would like to know about me? If there is I will happily tell you so just message me and I'll get back to you. Top tips: When a Customs officer asks, "Do you have any firearms?" Do not reply, "What do you need?" Realise that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. Redheads are dangerous. Hydrogen Peroxide and Potassium Iodide together makes an awesome prank!!
Mus Peechy's Other End by Andrew McEwan Mus Peechy's Other End by Andrew McEwan April 18, 2012 24724 words Read a sample
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Imbroglio by Andrew McEwan Imbroglio by Andrew McEwan April 18, 2012 55173 words Read a sample
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My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien by Anne Billson My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien by Anne Billson April 16, 2012 23820 words Read a sample
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Anne Billson, who was born in Southport in 1954, is a film critic, novelist and photographer whose work has been widely published. Her books include studies of John Carpenter's The Thing and Tomas Alfredson's Let the Right One In, as well as horror novels Suckers, Stiff Lips and The Ex. In 1993 she was named one of Granta's "Best Young British Novelists". She has lived in London, Cambridge, Tokyo, Paris and Croydon, and now lives in Brussels.
Henchmen by J.P. Yager Henchmen by J.P. Yager April 16, 2012 3358 words Read a sample
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J.P. Yager (1982-present) was born in Sacramento, California where he was fortunate enough to get stationed at by the Air Force (Travis AFB). He's a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Marvel, Batman, Playstation, Calvin and Hobbes, and such things as that. He's happily married to his beautiful and supportive wife, Justine. His mantra to life is live every moment to its fullest and have as much fun as you can for as long as you can. He currently has one goofy dog, Noodle, two cats, and an annoying bird, Hermie (his wife keeps bringing home animals). He hopes you enjoy his work and looks forward to releasing more as soon as he writes it.
Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show by Mr. Frederick Yugo Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show by Mr. Frederick Yugo April 16, 2012 1365 words Read a sample
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HOPE FOR CHANGE... But Settle for a Bailout by Bill Orton HOPE FOR CHANGE... But Settle for a Bailout by Bill Orton April 16, 2012 32231 words Read a sample
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Bill Orton, 49, is a writer and political aide, living with his daughter, in southern California.
The Small Things by MM Wake The Small Things by MM Wake April 15, 2012 892 words Read a sample
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Nearly Departed by Max Patrick Schlienger Nearly Departed by Max Patrick Schlienger April 14, 2012 79243 words Read a sample
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Since he first learned to speak, Max Patrick Schlienger has been telling stories. Unfortunately, despite having been given ample opportunity and encouragement, he has yet to master the art of shutting the hell up. In an effort to avoid being completely shunned by his friends and family, Max finally took to writing his stories down. He intends to continue in the glamorous profession of making stuff up until such time as the position of Superman becomes available. When he's not wasting time on the Internet or pretending to understand elements of theoretical physics, Max can often be found making short films, singing acappella music, and participating in ill-conceived culinary experimentation. He lives and works in the San Francisco Bay Area, where a video game company pays him to break things and then brag about it. There is no currently-existing evidence to refute Max's claims of his own immortality, insofar as he is not yet dead.
Pappa Gander: the Less Better Half of Mother Goose: and Other Rhymes, Limericks and Haiku by Robby Charters Pappa Gander: the Less Better Half of Mother Goose: and Other Rhymes, Limericks and Haiku by Robby Charters April 14, 2012 4271 words Read a sample
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I live with my wife and my son, sometimes in Thailand where I was born and my wife is from, sometimes in Ireland where my dad is from. In Thailand, I taught English as a second language. Here in Ireland, I work from home, turning people's manuscripts into e-books. Wherever I am, I write.
Victoria and The Evil Senator: Special Preview by Edward Tennyson Victoria and The Evil Senator: Special Preview by Edward Tennyson April 12, 2012 3922 words Read a sample
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Who am I? I write a series of fiction stories surrounding the adventures of Victoir and Sam. Who are they? Well one is a spy the other a thief. They tried to go to dinner and well stuff happens… I started writing when I was a wee little one. Actually, I was storyboarding before I wrote. I’d draw these intricate battle scenes with high tech sci-fi Battlestar Galatica influences. When I got older I started writing stories about the main character in these battles. I still have the original story written on legal pad paper in pen, its old yellowing and crumbling but all the originals are there. Well fast forward many years later and I’m writing proposals, reports, fiction, sometimes they are one in the same. You know how that is. I did some copywriting, a newsletter and now I’m just writing for fun. I write stories in horror, romance, and action adventure. I also write on Protagonize.com a collaborative writing site.
My High School Reunion by Wm. G. Thilgen Jr. (Bill) My High School Reunion by Wm. G. Thilgen Jr. (Bill) April 11, 2012 1862 words Sample 10%
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William Guy Thilgen Jr. (Bill) is a 63 years old semi-retired former native of St. Paul, Minnesota commonly known as the Twin Cities. He is the middle child of seven, with three older step-sisters, two younger brothers and a baby sister: William currently resides in Las Vegas, NV. He and his wife Rosa plan to retire to Mazatlan, Mexico, in a few years. Prior to his present career as a security officer at a major casino in Las Vegas, William followed his grandfather's footsteps as a professional truck driver. A career that allowed him to see parts of the country, taste various foods and to partake in a variety of adventures whenever he happen across them. During those years he considered himself to be a professional tourist. William attributes his imagination and story-telling ability to the fact that, like most children during his youth, he grew up in a large family in a small house with no room to play indoors. Most children of that era grew up playing outdoors. He and his friends would spend hours and hours finding things to do, and on occasion making up their own adventures. As William aged he learned to view life as series of adventures. It was on one such adventure in the winter of 1994-- he met Patte.
Strange Coffee by Sarah Deane Strange Coffee by Sarah Deane April 11, 2012 89362 words Read a sample
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I'm a freelance writer based in Liverpool, UK. A lover of lists, and all things trivial, I found my perfect job when I was 23, writing quiz questions for pub quiz machines. As much as I loved it, sitting in an office for the same 8 hours and fighting murderous traffic twice a day, severely affected my mental state so, in 2001, I went freelance, setting up my own quiz-writing company, The Questionmaster. This gave me the luxury of working my own hours, from home, and also allowed me a chance to start trying to make inroads in my other passion - creative writing. In 2005, I won the 'TenPlay' scriptwriting award for a short play called "The Banner" and, from there, secured my first television commission, writing on the award-winning BBC drama series, "Moving On", created by Jimmy McGovern. I try to explore all genres of writing, from TV, stage and film, to short stories, novels, articles, even erotica. I'm always learning (I don't think that ever changes), but am never happier than when I'm getting backache sat at a laptop all day. When I'm not writing, I'm supporting Liverpool FC, or studying serial killers. Sometimes I get the two mixed up. I'm a little bit allergic to the 21st century, but only because education doesn't seem to be important anymore, 'discipline' is a dirty word, and people in general are just much "noisier". Sitting on a bus for more than 10 minutes, with VERY LOUD, Tourettes-afflicted passengers, is torture for me. If I won the lottery, or had a hit on Smashwords, I'd be able to finally start ticking off some of the things on my Bucket List, most of which include expensive plane journeys. Please help me along!
Wackadoo Wady by Allan Dutch Wackadoo Wady by Allan Dutch April 10, 2012 1181 words Read a sample
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Allan Dutch, born in Maine, is a 'jack of all trades' and a 'master' of many. He is a successful musician and composer, and a teacher of theater who has written numerous plays for the Middle School and High School levels. He is an accomplished illustrator and graphic artist, and a writer of children's literature. Allan lives in Idyllwild, California, a beautiful mountain community in Southern California, with his wife, Terri. Together, they have three children and five grandchildren; (and, their youngest son and his wife are expecting their third later this year).
Sherlock Beynon and Lady Gemma's Priceless Collection by Matt Phillips Sherlock Beynon and Lady Gemma's Priceless Collection by Matt Phillips April 10, 2012 13786 words Read a sample
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Matt Phillips was born in Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire and raised in Bedfordshire, UK. He studied Anthropology at the University of Cambridge and graduated in 2000. Reading and writing has always been his passion. One of his earliest memories is presenting his mother with the adventures of Kit the Kat, complete with illustrations. While this book remains the pinnacle of his artistic achievements his writing has since improved. A bit. His debut novel "The Truth about Sharks and Pigeons" is a product of his wife's request to stop bothering her with all the crazy stories and write them down instead. Since writing that book things have only got worse...
My Turn-ons Include Napalm by Chris Dodson My Turn-ons Include Napalm by Chris Dodson April 09, 2012 4212 words Sample 20%
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I was born and reared in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, and moved to Omaha, NE in 2005. I was diagnosed with Stargardt's disease when I was seven. This visual impairment caused my central vision to deteriorate and I have been living with only seeing a small part of the world ever since. This lack of perception allowed my imagination to wander, and I have been telling myself stories and crafting new adventures in my head ever since. My hobbies include watching the Texas Rangers baseball team, enjoying Japanese animation, podcasting, playing role playing video games, reading fiction of all time periods, and watching historical documentaries. When I write, read, or watch media I like to analyze the stories from all angles and see the hidden special details that others might miss. When finishing a novel I often wonder what far reaching consequences would follow the characters for the rest of their lives. My first novel was an attempt to show how my original story idea would be felt by generations to come and how the decisions of one day could echo down the ages. I always want to know how happily the ever after turns out to be.
Truck Shot by Jim Stinson Truck Shot by Jim Stinson April 07, 2012 51930 words Read a sample
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Jim Stinson was taught writing at Harvard and media at UCLA, and has done both ever since. On the writing side he started early, publishing “Restorations of Elizabethan Public Playhouses,” but was soon downsized from Academe, which is probably just as well. After an interlude of earning a living, he wrote four Stoney Winston Hollywood mysteries, Double Exposure, Low Angles, Truck Shot, and TV Safe, which were published by Scribner. Today they are available from Smashwords, and fromLulu.com. Currently, his mainstream novel, Tassy Morgan's Bluff, was published in Summer, 2011 by The Plume Books imprint of Penguin. On the media side, he’s made everything from feature films to instructional gems like Electrical Hazards in the Coronary Care Unit. Today, he works constantly with media to keep abreast of ever-changing hard- and software. Combining writing and media, he was a columnist and contributing editor at Videomaker magazine for 12 years. In 2001, Goodheart-Willcox published his college and high school textbook, Video: Communication and Production. A revised second edition was rebranded Video: Digital Communication and Production, and a third, massively updated edition is currently in preparation for release in 2011. He has, over the years, returned to the classroom, teaching film production at Art Center College of Design, Media history and criticism at California State University Los Angeles, and video production at La Canada High School, La Canada, CA. Currently he is working on another Tassy Morgan novel and contributing occasionally to Wikipedia. Though born and bred in Pittsburgh, PA, he has spent all his adult life in California and Oregon, where he now lives with his wife, Sue. He dotes on his two children and is pleased to report that they remain at large.
Angels and Gargoyles by Monte Anderson Angels and Gargoyles by Monte Anderson April 06, 2012 7534 words Read a sample
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As a second generation military man, Monte had seen quite a bit of the world and the United States by the time he entered high school. He carried on the family tradition by attending the Military Academy at West Point, New York where he earned his BS in Engineering, and, upon graduation, was commissioned a second lieutenant in the US Army. His twenty two years career carried him to many parts of the world including Vietnam, Korea, and Germany. He became a student of history, particularly military history. As an Infantry officer, Monte developed an understanding of military tactics and strategy. This knowledge was put to good use when he was assigned as an instructor at the Army Command and General Staff College where he taught tactics to the Army’s future staff officers and generals for three years. He also studied the martial arts, earning a second degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and taught wrestling, self-defense, and coached the West Point Karate club at the Military Academy. Although he has written many things for the military, and has been published in Army magazine and the Corps of Engineers Journal, Archimedes of Syracuse: The Chest of Ideas, if his first novel. Archimedes is the first time Monte has been able to combine all the things he loves; engineering, tactics, strategy, mathematics, history, food, martial arts, and of course, romance. Monte resides in Elmira, New York with his wife, Kathryn and their two rescued greyhounds. Between Monte and Kathryn, they have six children and four grandchildren.
Hook Line And Internetted by Stephanie M Turner Hook Line And Internetted by Stephanie M Turner April 05, 2012 52283 words Read a sample
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'Writing is my passion' Of course it is, anyone who knows me can tell you this. I have been writing since I was able to put a pencil to paper and could string together a few badly spelled words with crayon pictures of princesses and their princes alongside the stories. But as I grew, so did my writing both in quality and maturity. Today I write for others to read because I want my imagination to come alive for them. Mostly I write teen fiction, why? because I have a great deal of experience interacting with children and teenagers as part of my career. But also because I am a mother of four, and after spending years talking and listening to them and their friends, I believe I have gained a wonderful insight into the way they act and interact. They are my inspiration.
Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service by Marina Rojas Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service by Marina Rojas April 04, 2012 1619 words Read a sample
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A child of the 60’s, Marina Rojas grew up in a family that was more crazy than dysfunctional, and today survives as a testimony to love and laughter because of it. Working currently as a freelance writer with several releases on Smashwords.com, she's loving writing her own personal blog at http://marinarojasfreelancewriterandauthor.weebly.com/, while guest-blogging at SuccessandFailure.com, and tackling a new blog for ChristianWriters.com. Marina is retired from 28.5 years with the State of California Employment Development Department where she worked as a manager in unemployment insurance, and has written stories for, and worked as an editor for FaithWriters Magazine. A short story called Will I Have the Right Shoes? was published in the Fall 2004 Edition of the FaithWriters Christian book Learning for Life. Most recently, her FaithWriters story 'A-Running With Moses' took first place in her division of the weekly writing challenge. Marina also worked at her dream job, writing local interest stories for the Press Enterprise newspaper in Riverside, CA. She is now reliving her childhood and tumultuous teen years in her stories, and writing her very own great American novel while she awaits the birth of her fourth grandchild. Life is good!
F***ed Up Fairy Tale News by J.A. Kazimer F***ed Up Fairy Tale News by J.A. Kazimer April 04, 2012 4977 words Read a sample
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In the dark spaces of j.a.kazimer's bookcase, hidden behind literary classic and the occasional book of poetry (unread, of course), is a well-loved collection of crime fiction, mystery, urban fantasies, suspense, thrillers, romance and humorous novels. When j.a. isn't reading, she spend her time writing with a dark comic twist. Originally from Cleveland, Ohio, she escaped at a young age, and now lives in Denver, Colorado, where she received a master's degree in forensic psychology, and has worked as a PI, bartender, and most recently at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics.
The Glory of the Exquisite Mouth of Carmela Bonifacio by Mirvan Ereon The Glory of the Exquisite Mouth of Carmela Bonifacio by Mirvan Ereon April 04, 2012 3471 words Read a sample
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A poet, artist, writer, painter, madman and genius, Mirvan Ereon is a wonderful human being. He is strange, weird, fun, lovable, sexy, fuckable all at the same time. He is polysexual, polyamorous, pansexual, and many other twisted things and he is not afraid to be one. He is proud of who he is and he wants you to be the same way too with yourself! Message me. tell me anything. Ask me to wrote a story or a poem for you and I will gladly do it. I love doing requests =P And it is all free =P Send me a message - jinnypark_1691@yahoo.com
Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists by Frankie Lassut Irreverent Distraction No.6, Beware of the Scientists by Frankie Lassut April 03, 2012 6918 words Read a sample
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I don't think saying 'I'm a writer' is enough to describe what I actually do. I like to entertain, and I use writing as a medium to do that. That then makes me a (and yeah, I obviously use a keyboard),... a... what's a good word? How about, a Pen-tertainer? I'm a Pentertainer ... I write quite wacky stuff, which is just the way it comes; it makes me laugh, and I hope the reader gets a good old guffaw too. I also write wellbeing books, which deal with feeling good ... life is all about remembering how to feel good. frankielassut1@aol.com drop me an e mail it's good to hear off people. Check out my website, see if you like the gallery. Hmmm. Whan a 'work' is ready, it's loaded onto the Smashwords system. It is converted into the different files, and then goes live. The author/publisher then has to wait for it to be checked so it's fully compatible with the system ... before it goes into the Premium Catalogue'. During this time, people download it, but, there may be errors or mistakes of a bit of lousy formatting, all of which will be fixed. Therefore, if you've downloaded something that may be a bit dodgy in places, that's why.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8) by RyFT (RiFT) PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8) by RyFT (RiFT) April 01, 2012 7091 words Read a sample
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RyFT (RiFT) is one of the pen names of writer Robert F Thompson. He lives, writes, wonders, and wanders from Bucks County, Pennsylvania. His first novel, A Book of Beginnings was published in 2001.
Spider's Web by Brendan Gerad O'Brien Spider's Web by Brendan Gerad O'Brien April 01, 2012 3189 words Read a sample
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Brendan Gerad O’Brien was born in Tralee, on the west coast of Ireland and now lives in Newport, South Wales with his wife Jennifer and daughters Shelly and Sarah. As a child he spent his summer holidays in Listowel, Co Kerry, where his uncle Moss Scanlon had a Harness Maker’s shop, now long gone. The shop was a magnet for all sorts of colourful characters. It was there that his love of words was kindled by the stories of John B. Keane and Bryan MacMahon, who often wandered into the shop for a chat and bit of jovial banter. After serving nine years in the Royal Navy, Brendan progressed to retail management, working as a Department manager with the UK’s second largest Supermarket. Now retired, his hobby is writing short stories, twenty of which have already been published individually over the years, and also as a collection called Dreamin Dreams Once On A Cold And Grey September is his first full novel
Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever by Andersen Prunty Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever by Andersen Prunty March 30, 2012 28948 words Read a sample
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Growing up Wired by David Wallace Fleming Growing up Wired by David Wallace Fleming March 30, 2012 70737 words Read a sample
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David has worked in aerospace research and development in Indiana and Virginia. He enjoys running, karaoke and sand volleyball. His short stories have appeared in Out of the Gutter's Hard Times Issue and Escape Velocity's anthology. He posts short, satirical stories at davidwallacefleming.com
Amock Comedy Magazine Sampler by Gurmeet Mattu Amock Comedy Magazine Sampler by Gurmeet Mattu March 30, 2012 12100 words Read a sample
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Gurmeet Mattu is an award-winning writer with a track record in writing for the stage, radio, TV and big screen as well as print. His speciality is comedy writing. He is of Indian descent but was born and lives in Scotland. He currently publishes and edits the Amock Comedy Magazine.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon by T. A. Staver The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon by T. A. Staver March 29, 2012 5197 words Read a sample
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I live in Illinois, married with kids. I started writing to scratch an itch I've had for a few years. Contact me at: T.A.Staver@hotmail.com Send me an email to tell me if you liked my story. Or send an email to shoot the breeze about writing.
Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House by Tiffany Craig Prose and Cons Poetry from the Big House by Tiffany Craig March 29, 2012 231 words Read a sample
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Tiffany T.J. Craig and Zoe A. Craig have written many stories to delight, scare and intrigue children of all ages. In 2010 they started an online business, Craiganmore Books, through which to sell their novels. This will be their first encounter with e-books. Wish them lots of luck!!!
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink by Laila Kujala One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink by Laila Kujala March 29, 2012 3953 words Read a sample
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Laila Kujala is an artist. She is inspired by both the visible and the invisible sides of life. She paints mostly with acrylic paints, and does digital art based on her photographs and drawings. The illustrations in her book "One Dieter's Diary" are her ink drawings that she colored in the Photoshop.
Explain That To A Martian 3 by Gary Weston Explain That To A Martian 3 by Gary Weston March 27, 2012 2708 words Read a sample
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The beauty of writing is that it can take us, including the writer, on incredible journeys, the first step often ending in a final one, far removed from the original visualization of the destination.One Way to Mars 2 has escaped, and i risked a little satire, Murder By eBook, that will probably have literary agents baying for my hide. Presently, I am into a more serious project, and this will occupy my writing time for a while.
THE EXQUISITE MOUTH by Mirvan Ereon THE EXQUISITE MOUTH by Mirvan Ereon March 27, 2012 4007 words Read a sample
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A poet, artist, writer, painter, madman and genius, Mirvan Ereon is a wonderful human being. He is strange, weird, fun, lovable, sexy, fuckable all at the same time. He is polysexual, polyamorous, pansexual, and many other twisted things and he is not afraid to be one. He is proud of who he is and he wants you to be the same way too with yourself! Message me. tell me anything. Ask me to wrote a story or a poem for you and I will gladly do it. I love doing requests =P And it is all free =P Send me a message - jinnypark_1691@yahoo.com
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide by Steve Sutton The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide by Steve Sutton March 27, 2012 1160 words Read a sample
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Story Night by J.P. Yager Story Night by J.P. Yager March 26, 2012 4025 words Read a sample
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J.P. Yager (1982-present) was born in Sacramento, California where he was fortunate enough to get stationed at by the Air Force (Travis AFB). He's a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Marvel, Batman, Playstation, Calvin and Hobbes, and such things as that. He's happily married to his beautiful and supportive wife, Justine. His mantra to life is live every moment to its fullest and have as much fun as you can for as long as you can. He currently has one goofy dog, Noodle, two cats, and an annoying bird, Hermie (his wife keeps bringing home animals). He hopes you enjoy his work and looks forward to releasing more as soon as he writes it.
Life After by J.P. Yager Life After by J.P. Yager March 26, 2012 2391 words Read a sample
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J.P. Yager (1982-present) was born in Sacramento, California where he was fortunate enough to get stationed at by the Air Force (Travis AFB). He's a fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Marvel, Batman, Playstation, Calvin and Hobbes, and such things as that. He's happily married to his beautiful and supportive wife, Justine. His mantra to life is live every moment to its fullest and have as much fun as you can for as long as you can. He currently has one goofy dog, Noodle, two cats, and an annoying bird, Hermie (his wife keeps bringing home animals). He hopes you enjoy his work and looks forward to releasing more as soon as he writes it.
Out of the Closet by JK Bradley Out of the Closet by JK Bradley March 24, 2012 942 words Read a sample
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Welcome to my world. Do not be frightened with what you find; although everything here is alive, if only in my mind. Would you like to glimpse the shadows inside and experience what haunts my midnight hollows? Please, allow me to share my tales. Let me tease the very ends of your nerves. Let me drip chilling indulgence over your flesh. Let me bring you into my sultry and delicious world. Allow me to breathe something beautiful into your mind. Perhaps saving you from a spell of boredom, perhaps slaying the sucking monotony that rules your life. Perhaps it will feel a little like being infected. Nevertheless, please, come take a journey with me. One breath at a time, allow me to titillate your senses, to arouse your suspicions and tickle your fancy, and thereby, afford me some stroking of my own. After all, why do any of this if not to receive some whimsical pleasures, no? Freeing my living demons by exposing them to you simply feels good. But are they real, these tales, these stories? Well, what IS real? If reality begins with perception, and you allow me to enter you, if you let me slither inside your mind, exposing all of my wooded and moldering lot, then, just per chance you will begin to share in a portion of what is real in me, you will perceive me and what sleeps inside my head, the truth of my world will latch on, sinking teeth, thereby making everything you find here come alive. Making it all Real. You do not necessarily have to believe to take the journey, just open your mind to me, just take a sip, savor the taste. For, I intuit the realization and truth and understanding will seep in, soon enough, drop by salty-sweet drop. Let me say Welcome, friends. Welcome to where it all begins, where everything that is real and of consequence takes place, where evil drops its lurker’s veil, where death births something fascinating and new, where lovers are found and something wicked hides. Welcome to the quaint town of Bristleburg. Nestled against the lovely Blue Ridge mountains, laying within the Shenandoah Valley, a quintessential slice of historic Virginia. Rich in history and lush in blood and lust and pain and glory. It may be sick, convoluted, scary, horrific and twisted, but it is real and completely beautiful. Walk with me. Come. jKb
Glorious Appearing by Jessica Thomas Glorious Appearing by Jessica Thomas March 24, 2012 1652 words Read a sample
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THE SHORT SAD LIFE OF THE TRANVESTITE CORRAMINYA PAZARESHOVICHINSKOVAYAVIKH by Mirvan Ereon THE SHORT SAD LIFE OF THE TRANVESTITE CORRAMINYA PAZARESHOVICHINSKOVAYAVIKH by Mirvan Ereon March 23, 2012 527 words Read a sample
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A poet, artist, writer, painter, madman and genius, Mirvan Ereon is a wonderful human being. He is strange, weird, fun, lovable, sexy, fuckable all at the same time. He is polysexual, polyamorous, pansexual, and many other twisted things and he is not afraid to be one. He is proud of who he is and he wants you to be the same way too with yourself! Message me. tell me anything. Ask me to wrote a story or a poem for you and I will gladly do it. I love doing requests =P And it is all free =P Send me a message - jinnypark_1691@yahoo.com
Micro relatos de un humor muy peculiar by Néstor Fausto Micro relatos de un humor muy peculiar by Néstor Fausto March 23, 2012 2624 words Read a sample
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Lets Play A Game by Taylor Pacholko Lets Play A Game by Taylor Pacholko March 22, 2012 2172 words Read a sample
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STUFF ABOUT ME:T'm eleven and I love cats and Warriors And The soulFinder Series! Okay I'm sorry to all the people who have been waiting for oh how long has it been? Like Six months waiting for my books that were supposed to come out months ago. I'm sorry but my computer crashed then the books got deleted when I was almost done,I know its no excuse but ya I'm getting right to work on that. Up Coming Books The Gazer Saga Book 1: Coming Soon Trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agsCuMBsXFs I am working on many books right now that's why I have no realese dates. :) Hopefully I'll get another book out soon till then BYE BYE... Descriptions of My Series: Strikers: The cats now rule earth because humans are gone now, but its not Earth anymore (Just released) It's Catinora and the cats rule Game Series: A series of fun games!
Outside the Box (A Short Story) by Laurie Boris Outside the Box (A Short Story) by Laurie Boris March 22, 2012 3249 words Read a sample
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Laurie Boris is an award-winning writer, former graphic designer, and author of the novel, The Joke’s on Me. She lives in upstate New York.
Aparição by Renato Carreira Aparição by Renato Carreira March 22, 2012 4478 words Read a sample
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Renato Carreira nasceu no planeta Terra no final do segundo milénio contado a partir do nascimento de Jesus Cristo. Até à data, ninguém o considera messias de qualquer religião, mas mantém as esperanças. Enquanto não lhe é reconhecida veia messiânica, vai-se ocupando como pode. Mantém o e-zine satírico inÉpcia desde 2001 e, ao longo da década, conseguiu enchê-lo com palavras suficientes para alimentar duas compilações em papel. Escreveu também História de Portugal – Director's Cut, relatando a história portuguesa desde os antecedentes da nacionalidade até aos nossos dias de uma forma que não seria aprovada por nenhum historiador digno do nome. O Fim Chega Numa Manhã de Nevoeiro é o seu segundo romance. O primeiro, contendo uma fórmula infalível para tornar Portugal um país rico e desenvolvido, está fechado a sete chaves e só será publicado mil anos depois da sua morte.
Evil Lassie by Trina Jacobs Evil Lassie by Trina Jacobs March 21, 2012 1208 words Read a sample
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Trina Jacobs was born on Halloween. Her friends say that explains a lot. She left her hometown after college, when she realized that there are places where winter lasts less than six months. She moved from central New York to Oklahoma, where she followed her dream of training horses and teaching riding lessons for several years before deciding that a steady paycheck might be nice. Her work has appeared in a about a dozen magazines and anthologies. She is working on her first novel, an urban fantasy about vampires and werewolves and witches (oh my!) Trina lives near Tulsa, OK with her husband, one horse, one dog, and three cats.
Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume One Aries by Lyvea Rose Star Sign Stories: Entertaining Tales Of Astrological Proportions: Volume One Aries by Lyvea Rose March 21, 2012 18557 words Read a sample
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Lyvea Rose is an Oz astrologer. Her columns appear each month in the prestigious magazine “Holistic Bliss”, based in Queensland, and she is the chief astrologer for “Your Stars” magazine, published by the Psychic Club of Australia. Her articles also appear at www.satya.centre.com, based in the USA. Earlier in life, she wrote scripts and comedies for the stage. This is Lyvea’s first book. It’s a cross between a DIY manual entitled: “How to Love Your Star Sign: I Mean, What Have You Got To Lose? You Can’t Change It Now,” and a series of supernatural adventure stories bursting with big astrological insights expressed in the shortest and sweetest sentences possible. (Apart from the long ones, like that one.) Lyvea often finds herself embroiled in multiple and complex thought processes, like: “Hmmm...Is it possible to edit this blurb and harvest this wheatgrass at the same time? And why is my life purpose in the toaster specifically?”And yet she managed to write this book with just two simple goals in mind: (1) to light up all your laughter chakras; and (2) to provide you with something to give to anyone around you who finds it difficult to groove along with your celestial vibe, even though they love you to bits.
Devil Went Down To Jersey by Eirik Gumeny Devil Went Down To Jersey by Eirik Gumeny March 20, 2012 9340 words Read a sample
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Eirik Gumeny is over six feet tall and enjoys sugar. Originally from the highway-choked suburbs of New Jersey, he now lives in the mile-high desert of New Mexico. He is very pale and it is very sunny, so he will probably combust any day now. Eirik is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series, co-author of Screw the Universe, founding editor of Jersey Devil Press, and a folder of origami cranes. His short fiction has been published in a number of journals and anthologies, including Thieves Jargon, Beat to a Pulp, and Monkeybicycle. More information and a full list of publications can be found at egumeny.blogspot.com. Follow him on Twitter @egumeny.
Chunks by Chris Lane Chunks by Chris Lane March 20, 2012 38161 words Read a sample
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Bestselling Uk comedy author and scriptwriter, Chris Lane
The Bench Watcher by J.R. Sterling The Bench Watcher by J.R. Sterling March 20, 2012 1373 words Read a sample
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I am an English major on the creative writing track at Cal State San Bernardino. I have been writing for most of my life. It is my passion. I hope that everyone finds something they can enjoy in my writing. Please feel free to comment on my work.
Sheriff Gregg & Big Nell by Hank Florentine McLoskey Sheriff Gregg & Big Nell by Hank Florentine McLoskey March 20, 2012 4488 words Read a sample
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